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When the Minnesota Supreme Court on Tuesday ruled comedian and satirist Al Franken the winner in the state's eight-month legal battle to fill the U.S. Senate's last vacancy, it was defeated challenger Norm Coleman who unexpectedly had the best zinger ...

Franken gets the last laugh - The Washington Times

Atlanta Braves pitcher Tommy Hanson fought through the flu to beat the Boston Red Sox. His fever was so high, the team doctor diagnosed it as the Nationals' ERA. Brazil rallied to stave off an upset from the U.S. men's soccer team in the ...

Funny Stuff on Tommy Hanson, Confederations Cup, Hank Baskett, Blake ... - Doghouseboxing.com

Packing an extra punch of pizzazz, humor and vaudeville flair -- and all the high-energy singing and dancing audiences have come to expect and appreciate -- this year’s production of the Mississippi Melodie Showboat promises to be one to remember ...

Showboat This year, it's Rich with Laughter. - Grand Rapids Herald-Review

As it has for a lot of rich and powerful people of late, it begins in Africa. Teddy Rist (James Purefoy), the playboy tycoon hero of “The Philanthropist” on NBC, is negotiating an oil deal in Nigeria when a near-death experience tears away his ...

Philanthropist’ helped by humor - Worcester Telegram & Gazette

Americans are tired of the war on terror. It's been a while now, and the images on the evening news don't seem to change much. We make progress in one place (Iraq) just as everything seems to fall apart in another (Afghanistan). And people have other ...

War and Remembrance - Newsweek

9 am. Workshop: Grousing in the Workplace — Getting and staying irritated over arrogant bosses, sycophantic suck ups, meetings that are a complete waste of time, stupid rules, office gossipers, and idiots everywhere. 8 am. Celebrate Bad Neighbor ...

Humor: Let those grudges fly! - Crosscut.com

Posted 15 minutes ago by Jared Thomas . Jared: It's been four years since we posted our first scrapbook of our 2005 E3 adventure. (If you're interested, you can read it <a href="http://www.n-philes.com/features/139/hollywood-blog-the-e3-2005 ...

Hollywood Blog '09: The E3 Scrapbook - N-Philes

Flapjacks flipped, popcorn popped, parade floats floated and marchers marched Saturday as Marin County celebrated Independence Day from bay to coast. In Novato, the downtown area was filled with hundreds of residents as a wild parade procession ...

From bay to coast, Marin celebrates the nation's birthday - Marin Independent Journal

The latest episode of the TNA Spin Cycle includes a panel of Jeff Jarrett, Sting, Jim Cornette, and Don West discussing their favorite TNA moment, their most-proud moment in wrestling, and their worst moment in wrestling. Mick Foley also joins the ...

TNA News: Latest episode of the Spin Cycle with Sting, Jarrett ... - Pro Wrestling Torch

NFL FOOTBALL — SEATTLE SEAHAWKS VS. WASHINGTON REDSKINS — 112308 — A Seahawks fan yells through a megaphone during the fourth quarter as Seattle tried to rally, but fell short, 20-17. It was an otherwise unmemorable game in Salt Lake City ...

Open Question: Why did he call a girl for telephone sex when he has me ready and willing?

have a boyfriend..well..no more...as it were...because i found out he called a woman for telephone sex. We get along so well as we have the same interests and can converse about anything and we have the same sense of humor and laugh alot. We like reading and exploring historical sites and going on picnics. But..but...he is not highly charged sexually, with me anyway and i have to take any inititive for sex. Then i find a phone call to a ''call'' girl on his mobile. I am a real, redblooded woman ready for love and he calls this kind of thing? i don't get it? I told him to get out of my flat and i never wanted to see him. I told my son..who is 26years old and he said the guy wasn't attracted to you. Loved me...but not attracted physically that way to me. So he got his jollies off in his most comfortable way yet had me as a companion and friend. Well..no more he doesn't. So what do you all think of this kind of behavior? what is your verdict as to why this happened. I don't understant it. thanks. more

Open Question: Why did he call a girl for telephone sex?

I have a boyfriend..well..no more...as it were...because i found out he called a woman for telephone sex. We get along so well as we have the same interests and can converse about anything and we have the same sense of humor and laugh alot. We like reading and exploring historical sites and going on picnics. But..but...he is not highly charged sexually, with me anyway and i have to take any inititive for sex. Then i find a phone call to a ''call'' girl on his mobile. I am a real, redblooded woman ready for love and he calls this kind of thing? i don't get it? I told him to get out of my flat and i never wanted to see him. I told my son..who is 26years old and he said the guy wasn't attracted to you. Loved me...but not attracted physically that way to me. So he got his jollies off in his most comfortable way yet had me as a companion and friend. Well..no more he doesn't. So what do you all think of this kind of behavior? what is your verdict as to why this happened. I don't understant it. thanks. For you guys who say it is just a phone call, how would you feel if a girl/woman you really cared for and/or loved was calling up men for phone sex? Would you just shrug it off? Be honest. more

Open Question: Read all of Terry Pratchetts and Tom Holts books.... need a new author of a similar nature!?

Massive fan of Pratchett and Holt. But now I have read everything... including plays, short stories and even magazine articles. Yes... slightly addicted but its relaxing! Can anyone suggest an author of a similar nature. Fantasy and surrealism with humor and weirdness. Read most of Rankins... dont quite do it for me to be honest. So... any suggestions? Cheers more

Open Question: I can't find some songs on iTunes?

There are two songs that I discovered whilst playing Tap Tap Revenge 2 and I wanted to download them; School Boy Humor - Camera Shy and 3OH!3 - Don't Trust Me. I checked on the internet and both of them are supposed to be available on iTunes so why can't I find them? Is it because I live in the UK or something? I tried searching for them and using links found on their website but it can't find them for me. more

Voting Question: Whats this show called?

It involved a black girl, a guy in a bunny suit and a short guy.. I think he had orange or red hair? It's a comedy and it's played in the UK. It was cartoon and the episode i watched had mariah carey and prince in it. It was sooo funny :] It was adult humor though I'm from America and i watched it while i was staying in England around 2 years ago more

Voting Question: What did my aunt mean when she was talking to me?

My aunt was down visiting this weekend and just like always she gets to talking about memories. She does talk about when I was little how we were close and when she babysat me. She was telling me a story about when I was a toddler she babysat me and I could be a little crazy to baby sit and said 2 days in a row I ran through the house naked and laughing and my little legs ran so fast I was hard to catch. She told me when she finally caught me she spanked me on the "plain tushy". I didn't ask her what she meant by "plain tushy" because I did not want to go to far with her sense of humor. What does she mean by she spanked me on my "plain tushy"? more

Resolved Question: Please help...I want to change myself? But i dont no how.?

Im not happy with myself. People always say people change and i always see people change so dont say its impossible. I want to get a better sense of humor and better social skills. I also want do become more positive and get more friends but im not sure how. Any advice? i want to change my personality not the way i look.....im 15 btw more

Resolved Question: Would this stop my cat scratching the furniture?

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/Carrier.htm Phoenix: Maybe because the pussy is being so deeply penetrated from behind? more

Resolved Question: Have people lost their ability to recognize sarcastic wit as humor?

Resolved Question: Am I the only one who thinks Alan Carr isn't funny?

Just wanted to check out his chatty man show one night and turned it on to see him talking most crap ever and that voice is too annoying for him to be funny. Yeah he is very unique looking, camp as shit but he just doesn't do it. His brand of humor, I guess "gay innuendo" is a bit childish really. more

Resolved Question: the english people, have sense of humor?

Resolved Question: Is this what girls/women want???-Read First?

OK in my knowledge a girl/women likes these things when talking or anything when they are with a man the things are: when in a convo, a girl likes it when a man leaves when the convo is going good. A man should ask a women lots of questions on her feelings/ambition about her and life, and to do in closed questions(avoiding yes or no answers). A man should be friendly touchy, make eye contact, speak less about himself and ask more about the women(makes the man look as if he listens and be mysterious and challenging) and also have a calm body language when talking. A man should use some kind of humor, be straightforward( like for example if a girl asks him to much questions then he should say stop asking me these kind of questions etc), compliment on usual things (sense of humor or bracelet etc) A man should be nice to her, like have feelings for her but also be a tease (to a limit)- if she does get angry then he should smile and say im sorry, give me a hug etc. SO be nice but ttease in a non expecting way( so its a challenge). Sorry for to much writing but is this the personality that girls/w omens like or am I wrong? Or are you going to tell me I dont know, every women is different? and also add your opinions if you wish to Thanks. more

Resolved Question: so are men happier people than women?

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE NICKNAMES: If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike , Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. FUTURE: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. MARRIAGE: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to go shopping A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL: Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it. thanx sue.nugget more

Resolved Question: My boss is going into hospital and i would like to get him a survival kit to take. Any ideas?

I thought a funny book would be good but not sure what to get him. What would you suggest? He is 59yrs old and has a really good sense of humor. more

Resolved Question: What did your mother teach you. lol?

1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If your don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate." 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brough you into this world, I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don't have wonderful parents like you." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just you wait until we get home!" 17. My mother me taught about RECIEVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you thinkI know when you're cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetable, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS." "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get ot be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: - My mother taught me JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" more

Resolved Question: A Batman Joker Question?? Help please :)?

The Joker is awesome :) I love him to bits lmao xD His personality is addictive and his sense of humor is too. Could this indicate a Psychological problem, to be infatuated with him? Because of how he acts towards others, mental stability etc? Sorry if this question sounds stupid lol xD I'm just curious :) Thanks. :D more

Resolved Question: LOVE at 17..............?

ive been in 'teen-love' before. but this time it feels totally different. Theres this new italian girl that just moved to our college. Shes been here for 4 weeks, and she didn't speak much to anyone. so last week she was sitting by herself on a table, so i decided to sit with her, even though i'd probably get taken the pi** out of later. I asked if the seat was taken next to her, and she smiled and said no and you may sit. her english isn't to good :S any way, i just decided to ask her, what part of italy is she from, and she said sicily or something. And we started talking, and she said she liked football, which i found funny, and laughed and she asked me why i was laughing and i said, you were lucky last world cup. and she smiled, and shes got one of the greatest smiles ive ever seen. And she likes football, HORRAY! And know every time i see her i get this really weird feeling in my stomach, and its hard to stand up. But i still always sit next to her now, and talk to her. Shes got a great personality, a sense of humor and shes has got really nice eyes and a great smile and great hair. As i said ive been in 'teen love' before, but this feels totally different. more

Resolved Question: Am I an 'untouchable' person?

at school my freshy years just ended yesterday. and i feel like the whole year was wasted socially. in high school there are jocks, goths, preps...the whole shebang. I am....the shadow. at least around all but my friends. it's just this whole year i've been crushing on this guy and i feel like i may seem untouchable because i don't do much with my hair, i rarely wear make-up i don't socialise with many people. and most of the time i'm quiet. a few times i talked to people in a conversation but not for very long, and then it would go off on it's own leaving me behind. i know i can change and i am planning it. it's just...complicated. i mean, i'm a very polite person and i have a sense of humor, but i get confused WAY too easily and frequently seem naive and klutzy. i just want it straight should i give up and just focus on grades as a social suicide; or change to become a bit of a social butterfly in a feebly attempt to give myself another chance? the reason why i say feeble is that i have no self-confidence, am labeled crazy, befriended a literal 'untouchable' that put a label on me, and i have no experience with talking to people besides people who know i can get nuts and except it. more

Resolved Question: Has anybody read the book "Speak"?

Iv just finished reading it. And was wondering other peoples veiws on it. I seen alot of myself in Melinda. Her humor against the clicks of the school. Her love of art and how all her problems go away when she draws, Her laziness and wanting to curl up in bed all day. I really liked this book and its been making me think. Its changed the way i think about things. How does everybody else feel? I really liked it, Its a really sad story, but can be funny at times. When i would read a sad part id stop reading because it really made me feel the same emtions. Thats why its a good book =) more

Resolved Question: Girls, Is There Something Wrong With Me...(PICS)?

I am Aaron, I am 19 and never really had a girlfriend. But right now I ain't really looking because most girls in my area just like to go out and have "fun" You know not any decent girls, same can be said for boys though lol. I done most things sexual, but yeah I am still a V, a virgin lol. Iam confident always in a good mood great sense of humor..or so my friends say >.> But yeah what do you think babes? http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk41/omfghowaboutthis/DSC00419.jpg http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr270/russ200818/DSC00634.jpg I am reading all the comments and taking everything serious. But maybe it aint so bad after all lol? more

Resolved Question: Can you choose two ads of different products and tell me something about it, please?

Describe the ads and discuss what is the emotional appeal for each ad i.e. informative, sex, humor more

Resolved Question: I'm 25 with the humor and mental age of a 12 year old. What about you?

Voting Question: Questions about tomorrows English Media exam?

what are metaphots Alliteration onomatopeia humor tone more

Resolved Question: Just Curious... Do you have a sense of Humor?

Optional Question... Should P & S questions really be taken seriously? more

Resolved Question: Liverpool fans, would you take Man U's success in EPL but at the price of losing your sense of humor?

They know how to give it but just can't take it!!!!! more

Voting Question: I have nothing against her, but i don't want to be so close anymore?

We've been best friends now for a really long time. Were both about to leave school now & go to different colleges but i feel right now shes changing, not into a bad person.. a person that just clashes with me. We've always been completely opposite to each other & i guess thats why were such close friends, but now shes becoming completely different, i guess im changing as well, but shes growing up so fast and im still an immature girl that laughs at things she doesn't laugh at anymore & i feel like she doesn't get my humor anymore & to be honest i don't get hers. She hangs around with people much older than her lately.. (18-23 year olds) I want to be friends with her, but just not best friends anymore.. i don't want to tell her that because it is really harsh and she wouldn't understand. I guess you wouldn't even because im crap at explaining things. What should i do? more

Resolved Question: What will make your Sims?

Here are all 63 of The Sims 3's character traits. You can pick up to five traits for each of your adult sim characters that determine your sims' personalities, how they'll interact with other characters, and even their career paths. Absent-Minded Ambitious Angler Artistic Athletic Bookworm Brave Can't Stand Art Charismatic Childish Clumsy Commitment Issues Computer Whiz Couch Potato Coward Daredevil Dislikes Children Easily Impressed Evil Excitable Family-Oriented Flirty Friendly Frugal Genius Good Good Sense of Humor Great Kisser Green Thumb Grumpy Handy Hates the Outdoors Heavy Sleeper Hopeless romantic Hot-Headed Hydrophobic Inappropriate Insane Kleptomaniac Light Sleeper Loner Loser Loves the Outdoors Lucky Mean Spirited Mooch Natural Cook Neat Neurotic Never Nude No Sense of Humor Over-Emotional Party Animal Perfectionist Schmoozer Slob Snob Technophobe Unflirty Unlucky Vegetarian Virtuoso Workaholic Here are all 32 of The Sims 3's lifetime wishes, which you can choose to pursue for each of your sims. Making progress toward your lifetime wishes will earn you lifetime wish points that you can spend on home teleportation devices and other wacky perks: Professional Author World Renowned Surgeon Become a Superstar Athlete CEO of a Mega-Corporation Hit Movie Composer Heartbreaker Rock Star The Tinkerer Become a Master Thief Forensic Specialist: Dynamic DNA Profiler Become an Astronaut Master of the Arts Perfect Mind, Perfect Body Gold Digger Star News Anchor Living in the Lap of Luxury Jack of All Trades Surrounded by Family Renaissance Sim Chess Legend The Culinary Librarian Golden Tongue, Golden Fingers International Super Spy Super Popular Presenting the Perfect Private Aquarium Celebrated Five-Star Chef Illustrious Author Swimming in Cash The Perfect Garden Leader of the Free World The Emperor Become a Creature-Robot Cross Breeder Taken from: http://www.gamespot.com/news/blogs/preview-blog/909185203/26803282/all-of-the-sims-3s-character-traits-and-lifetime-wish-goals.html more

Resolved Question: I would really you to help me?

Hi, Friends, I am trying to translate a short paragraph about a new medicament, from Spanish to English. I would like you to check my text for mistakes, please: “Indications: For the treatment of chronic and acute schizophrenic disorders (types I and II), including psychosis. As adjuvant therapy for humor stabilizers in the treatment of maniac disorders with bipolar disorders. For the treatment of conduct disturbances in elderly patients with dementia, where symptoms of aggressiveness are predominant. For the treatment of children older than 5 years, with conduct disturbances and other disorders related to dissociated conduct.” Thanks Joe more

Resolved Question: I have a very dry sense of humor what can I do?

When people tell me good jokes I never laugh. When I watch comedies I never laugh. I always seem to laugh at the things which isn't funny. What can I do? It's not even a big problem anyway. What's a laugh box? more

Voting Question: Psychics/spiritual guidance on major decision.?

Hi to all. Thank you for taking the time to offer your insight. I am wavering between relationships with man A) who is an older figure, more established, and has a great sense of humor.....and Man B who is not as established, but wildly rebellious & extremely intelligent. I am currently in a relationship with man A- but for some reason, find myself gravitated once again back to Man B. I've consulted a pyschic once with whom I am most compatible on a spiritual level. I am interested in an enriched and satisfying- ever evolving life, and I truly hope that whatever decision I make, it will be with the right one. This is a huge commitment, and aside from my own intuition, I really need outside help. Thank you. more

Resolved Question: What did you think of Role Models the movie?

I thought it was a waste of time, not funny at all and the kid was annoying, or have I just lost my sense of humor? more

Resolved Question: Guys only please-What do you look for in a girl?

When I'm looking for a girl, I personally look for what is in their heart. I admit if the girl isn't very attractive I don't really tend to notice them, they must have some beauty for me to notice them, and be able to fall in love with them. They don't have to look like super models, just pretty good. I also look for a good personality, good sense of humor, a good person at heart, do they love me for me?, and all of the other good stuff. Honest answers please, and don't leave nasty comments. She also has to be relatively smart. more

Resolved Question: Do psychopaths have a sense of humor?

Can they? or do they..? Do they find things funny?? thanks more

Resolved Question: Girls only please-What do you look for in a man?

Resolved Question: Lets lighten things a little. Anyone know any global warming jokes?

I'm not concerned which side they're on, its the humor that matters. If possible, please keep things reasonably clean and not too disrespectful. Thanks in advance... Yahoo suggested 'Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgendered' for this one. Hope that's a good omen... :-) Cathy, Jim, that's the sort of stuff I'm looking for. Thanks. Rio, I think that one works better on R&S! Thanks anyway, please keep them coming... more

Resolved Question: TOP FIVE REASONS TO DATE A PLAYBOY PLAYMATE ?

5. Her personality 4. Her intelligence 3. Her caring heart 2. Her sense of humor 1. Oh yeah, her great chest and thighs....jk more

Resolved Question: How can I get up when I'm down?

Work sucks, TV never has good programmes on, friends are unavailable half the time, 9/10 of the women i chat to outside either dont get my humor (so thats being myself out of the question) or the beautiful ones dont seem to have personality (so conversing is like getting blood from a stone), only things i like or make me feel in any way human at the moment are going to the gym and beating 3 kinds of *hit out of the punchbag, reading good books and occassionally hanging with interesting people with intelligent and witty humor (too bad these people are rare in my life). My life has become a boring cycle of wake up get through the working day, go to gym, go home and sleep or Go out get rejected by 10 females, then go to london on the weekend to see my parents. I dont drink, I dont smoke, I eat very healthily and try to think positively but realistically. I pray. I smile alot. I'm 24 and live in a wonderful town, where I dont know alot of people. I'm still discontent and wondering if there is anyone in the world that has been in this boat and managed to get to shore. Suggestions? more

Voting Question: Should I read Russell Brand's "My Booky Wooky?"?

I'm 14 and i think that Brand is AMAZING! My mom thinks that i'm too young for his humor, but i'm not sure. And i don't want it to be a waste of money more

Resolved Question: Would you like to make a Birthday wish?

...to one of my favorite contacts? LadyBug If you don't know her then you must, she has one of the best sense of humor and always make me laugh. Happy B/Day ✿❀✲ Ladyzbugzzz (LadyBug) more

Resolved Question: Are you of good humor?

Resolved Question: Does this cat remind you of anyone?

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Resolved Question: What do you consider "sexy"?

For men and women. Men, what do you find sexy in a woman? Women, what do you find sexy in a man? Just curious what everyone thinks about this. For me, in a man, I think sexiness is when they don't realize they are. Gorgeous eyes, awesome lips, smarts, confidence, sense of humor... all that makes a guy sexy to me. more

Resolved Question: Any good pranks to do too a friend at a festival?

Me and 3 friends are going to a festival in July.. One off my friends going and I were thinking about some friendly but funny pranks too pull on the other girl. We have already decided to tie her to a tree for a night but we were wondering if anyone knew any sneaky things to do too her. dont worry we arnt bullying her or anything she has a great sense of humor and no doubt will do the same to us! xx more

Resolved Question: Guys only question.***?

Hi! Guys, what do you look for in a girl? I know that looks attract you, but is that it? Don't you look for her personality, her sense of humor and other things. Please be honest :- ) more

Resolved Question: american - loved skins on e4!! what else should i watch?

i think brits have the best sense of humor.. what else should i watch? tv programs or movies?? more

Resolved Question: Survey: Do you have a good sence of humor?

I love my logo too...i'm not a Chelski fan though :) Big deal 1 spelling mistake... going to end the world is it? Note: British spelling - Humor, American spelling - Humour more

Resolved Question: what about this one Geriatric Humor IV: Signs of Wear?

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee. more

Resolved Question: what about this one Geriatric Humor III: Signs of Menopause?

You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest. You change your underwear after every sneeze. You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a field trip to Chippendale's. more

Resolved Question: what about this one Geriatric Humor II: Games For When We Are Older?

Sag, you're it! Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. Kick the bucket. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. Doc, Doc, Goose. Simon says something incoherent. Hide and go pee. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta. Musical recliners. more

Resolved Question: what about this one Geriatric Humor I: The Perks of Being Over 50?

Kidnappers are not very interested in you. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. No one expects you to run a marathon. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. Things you buy now won't wear out. You can live without sex but not without glasses. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. more

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5 times Chekov attempted to seduce Dr. McCoy and the one time he finally did. more

10 humor sites sure to make you LOLdelicious

The Ultimate Top 25 Chuck Norris “The Programmer” Jokes

The Powerbook Prank: He wanted a Powerbook. We gave him a P-P-P-Powerbook!

Legal Nurse Consulting Ezine - Your feedback

November 11, 2009 -- EDITOR'S NOTE: My gratitude goes to Ginger Hood-Akers, RN, CLNC who responded to my "Have You Had a Good Whacking Lately?" article that published... more

ForeWord - The Nations Highest Honor

July 1, 2009 -- Work Title: The Nations Highest Honor Work Author(s): James Gaitis Kunati Books Hardcover $22.95 (288pp) Humor ISBN: 9781601641724... more

Deseret News (Salt Lake City) - Obituary: ANDREWS, MISTY

June 25, 2009 -- Misty May Lee Andrews 1981 ~ 2009 On June 22, 2009 Misty May Lee Andrews and her unborn son Lucas Russell Andrews passed away. She was born... more

Oakland Tribune - Review: 'My Sister's' a keeper weeper

June 24, 2009 -- 'My Sister's Keeper" is a horror movie for parents and a righteous weeper that earns its tears. Directed with a sure, sensitive hand by Nick... more

Deseret News (Salt Lake City) - Obituary: LOERTSCHER, DENNIS

June 24, 2009 -- Dennis R. Loertscher 1951 ~ 2009 Dennis, 57, passed away peace-fully June 20, 2009 surrounded by loved ones. He was born August 24, 1951... more

Deseret News (Salt Lake City) - Obituary: MARTIN, TONY

June 24, 2009 -- Tony LeRoy Martin "Called to Serve" Tony LeRoy Martin, 52, of West Valley City, Utah, was called home unexpectedly to his Heavenly Father... more

Business Wire - Intel Teams Up Again with Conan O’Brien

June 24, 2009 -- NBC Integrates IntelÃ¢ÂÂs Ã¢ÂÂSponsors of TomorrowÃ¢ÂÂ Campaign On-Air and Online SANTA CLARA,... more

Deseret News (Salt Lake City) - Robinson gives smokin' performance

June 23, 2009 -- SMOKEY ROBINSON, Red Butte Garden, June 19 At 69, Smokey Robinson shows no signs of slowing down. In fact, the man has a barrel full of... more

African Arts - Dollar Falls, transnational dynamics, and mediums of national art

June 22, 2009 -- My response to "[Dis]placement of National Art in a Transnational Artworld" is framed by the provocative mixed-medium installation Dollar Falls... more

USA TODAY - For Grisham, a time to remember

June 22, 2009 -- HERNANDO, Miss. -- John Grisham's legal pad was blank and his knees like putty as he approached the judge's bench. Just a few months out of law... more

Humour - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

... see Humour (disambiguation) ... L. Latta (1999) The Basic Humor Process: A Cognitive-Shift Theory ... (1984) "Current American Psychological Research on Humor. ... more

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Indecision 2008 - Funny coverage of the election

Comedy Central's hub for coverage of the 2008 U.S. presidential elections. more

YouTube - humor

humor. Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player. ... 6:24. Humor en el fútbol. 350,519 views. Eartquake. Added. 9:25 ... more

Humor in the Yahoo! Directory

Find sites dedicated to all things funny, including jokes, comedy, quotes, and also humorous sites relating to animals, entertainment, and the bizarre. more

Humor Videos - Metacafe

One of the world's largest video sites, serving the best videos, funniest movies and clips. ... Bathroom Humor - Farts Etc: Girl Farts, Gross Bathing, and ... more

About Humor Is Now About Web Humor - Comedy - Jokes - Cartoons - New ...

About Web Humor is the leading source for what you need to know about humor and comedy on the Internet, updated daily with funny Web sites, viral videos, cartoons, ... more

Extreme Humor | Atom.com

Dead baby jokes just not cutting it anymore? Atom has sexy, gory and just plain bizarre videos that will shake up your day. more

Humor Posters at AllPosters.com

Humor Posters at AllPosters.com. Choose from over 500,000 Posters & Art Prints. Value Framing, Fast Delivery, 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. more

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