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Nia Vardalos cuts her own path through Hollywood - Newark Star-Ledger

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Association gives Chelsea the reins - McAllen Monitor

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Resolved Question: The next door neighbour just told me this one?

Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? A. They both swallowed a lot of semen more

Resolved Question: What women want to do?

Q. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife. Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares? Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, & good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends. Q. When does a woman most want a man’s company? A. When he owns it. Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. If you slice them very thinly it takes 3 average size men. Q. Why do men get married? A. So they don’t have to hold their stomachs in any more. Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes Q. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A. So men can remember them. Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house. Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge & go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed & go to the fridge more

Resolved Question: I still want to look alternative but cute at the same time?

I like to be a bit different and I don't generally follow fashion trends, mainly because I simply don't like them. I have piercings (just ears a few times, bellybutton and septum) and atm my hair is red and black (I'm waiting for the black to fade though) and I'm thinking about dying it pink in summer. I wear things like skinnies, skirts, flats/converse/skate shoes, tshirts, hoodies etc But I want to look cute at the same time without changing my style? Ie. I don't want to go really girly, because thats just not me. Like these girls look alternative but cute: http://emochicks.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/emo-blonde.jpg http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7925905283/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/05/13/Miss_Techno_Star.jpg I'm 17, from the UK, 5'5" and 9st (126lbs). I think losing some weight might help & I want to get down to 8st so I've started excersing more. Can you help me? With make up, hair but mainly clothes? Even weight loss tips would be helpful. Links would be really great! more

Resolved Question: For all the women on yahoo Y/A?

Voting Question: So? Who's up for some blonde jokes?

Q: Why does the blonde never leave the store 'till it closes? A: 'Cause then the sign turns from "closed" to "open" more

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Resolved Question: Men and Women just as bad as each other?

Resolved Question: What do i ask the hairdresser for ?

I want my hair cut similar to these pictures - http://s.bebo.com/app-image/8211590937/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/09/17/fringe.jpg http://www.mynewhair.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/emo-girl-bleach-blonde.jpg http://media.photobucket.com/image/emo%20boy%20hair/Takaidun/emo%20boys/emo-boys-are-hot.jpg I'm not sure what i ask the hairdresser for i was thinking a choppy bob i'm not sure. Thanks :] more

Resolved Question: I want to go blonde, but how do you know if it suits you?

I have a kind of scraggy fringe, so i can't do what some girls do and dye part of it. I also don't want highlights because i just don't like the idea of highlights at all, especially on brown hair, i'd want to go instant blonde. http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7926046517/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/03/31/H.jpg I know she has ginger hair, but in this its at the stages of being blonde, i want to be blonde like that. Can i do that with just a packet of normal blonde hairdye or do i have to strip and use a load of different products.? ALSO, i have pale skin, dark brows and light brown hair more

Resolved Question: Hair thoughts!!!!! 10 pointssss!!!!!!! Best answerr?

i dyed my hair blonde and im not sure if i like it, ( like ashley tisdale http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7926135677/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/15/24276tisdalemtvmaccbeokny4.jpg) and i wna go like a chocolate brown but people are saying it will go green if i dont put a red in it first. if i went brown i dont no either if it will damage my hair because i have alredy dyed it blonde twice in 1 week.... help i dno what to do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more

Resolved Question: If you liked them here are some more jokes?

Q: why are blondes so proud of their hair color? A: It hides their head lice Q: what’s the only reason men prefer blondes? A: Because brunettes aren’t as easy to get into bed. Q: how do blondes attract men? A: by putting their ankles behind their ears. Q: How did the blond die ice-fishing?? A: She got hit by the zambonie!! A blonde walks into a library & says “I’d like a burger and fries please”. The young librarian replies “Erm, this is a library”. The blonde leans over,apologises & whispers,”I’d like a burger & fries please”. Q: How do you confuse a dumb blond? A: Put it in a circle room an tell it to sit in the corner. Q: What do u do if a blonde chucks a grenade at u? A: Pull the pin out and chuck it back. Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? A: Ten, one to make the dough and nine to peel the smarties! more

Resolved Question: A few Jokes For the ladies but i no the guys are going to have a nose?

For the ladies One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt, Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma .." And they say blondes are dumb.. ----------------------------------------... A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." --------------------------------------... "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. --------------------------------------... Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumour . --------------------------------------... Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN --------------------------------------... Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. --------------------------------------... Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. ----------------------------------------... Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual." more

Resolved Question: Its Friday And Yes Girls Have More Fun?

For the ladies One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt, Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma .." And they say blondes are dumb.. ----------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." ----------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ----------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumour . ----------------------------------------------------------- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN ----------------------------------------------- Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. ----------------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual." more

Resolved Question: Any blondes in the Scottish Section....?

Q: Why did the blonde have to drink a hot pepsi? A: Because she couldn't fit any ice into the bottle. Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down." What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? "Oh look, donut seeds." A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you." A blonde was woken up in the middle of the night to find her house alight. So she went straight to the phone and called 911. When they asked how do you we get to your house, she said "Duh...in the big red truck!" Why do blonde woman use electric lawnmower's? So they can use the cord to find ther way back!!!!! How do you regonize a blonde in school? They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board. The blonde couldn't go water skiing because she couldn't find a lake with a slope on it. The blonde asked for directions to her neighbors house. WHAT DO U CALL A BLONDE SKELETON IN A CLOSET? LAST YEARS HIDE AND GO SEEK WINNER. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes ? Knock on the hatch How many blonde jokes are there? One—the rest are all true! Q:How did the blonde die while drinking milk? A:The cow fell on her. How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her. Q: Why do Blondes wear Pony-Tails? A: To hide the Air Valve! A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street. The brunette says, "Look, a dead bird." The blonde looks up and says, "Where!!" No offence to Blondes!! lol cc, as a matter of fact, it was female and blondes i was referring to more

Resolved Question: Tell me something that people would be suprised to learn about you?

I know this q was asked the other day, but it was very intriguing and I kept thinking of loads more things people would be suprised to learn about me after the B/Answer had been chosen so I couldnt add them! So heres some more about me - if you google my dads name, loads and loads of pages come up about him... He has an appreciation group on Facebook too, lol, how sad!!! I am a natural blonde lol (my hair is dyed black)... Oh, also i'm a Cardiff City season ticket holder.. I have a serious medical condition called Neurocardiogenic Syncope and take 12 xtablets a day for it. more

Resolved Question: How to make my hair look nice for tomorrow, easy Q 10 points?

I have a head of blonde highlights and its a bit longer than my shoulders, whats a good way for it to look nice for tomorrow? (: more

Resolved Question: how many times will it take..?

for a hairdresser to make my hair a really really light brown almost dark blonde color and how much (£) my grandma is paying and i dont want her to spend loads oh and sorry i askso many q's about hair but im concerned lol oh BTW my hair is dyed black lol more

Resolved Question: Which bikini im c36-w20-h31?

i need different bikini for every day im going on holiday for 2 weeks iv got loads but i want a ralph lauren one and a nice burberry one im bust 36 ribs 24(omg sorry but when i asked a q before someone thought i had 36 under bust wtf , so just to make difference clear waist20 hips 31 5ft5 wear long leg jeans i have light blonde hair blue eyes(if it helps for colors) http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3412582&cp=&origkw=bikini&kw=bikini&parentPage=search http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3241912&cp=&pg=3&fbn=Division%7CWomen&kw=swim&fbc=1&f=PAD%2FDivision%2FWomen&f=Taxonomy%2FPOLO%2F1760782&parentPage=search me ...a....chav ? um no!..... eeww i dont go near those poor discusting 'people' eeewww n they smoke and drink .....yucky more

Resolved Question: ~aNiMe qUiZ nUmBeR 4~?

^_^ Hello there =D Rules: NO cheating. NO editing of answer NO looking at other peoples answers NO searching the web for the answers 1.Which anime is this based on the following: Hopes of becoming a leader, loyal, lost his best friend Hint: Fire 2.Which anime character is this: Former motor cycle gang member, he/she decides to become a ______ to make a difference, well mostly to meet teen boys/girls. [ps. That blank space is the occupation of the character.. you can fill that in if you want] Hint: He/She has blonde Hair 3.Which anime character said this line? “Why do women have butts on their chest?” 4.Which anime character said this line? “If you die! Ill kill you!” A.Sasuke B.Goku C.Zoro D.Naruto E.Sanji F.Inuyasha 5.Which FMA anime character said this? “Ahh! It hurts im gonna pee in my pants!” A.Winry B.Edward C.Roy D.Alphonse E.Other Bonus Question: Last but not least ^_^ Which anime character said this? “I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.” Optional Q: Is this quiz easy or hard? Rate, 1 being very easy and 10 being very hard ^_^ baibai!! more

Resolved Question: What do you think, I am barred from J&R?

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to......to....cut it off are you?!" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire." Q: What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A: A woman that won't do what she's told. A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams, and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?" She says, "No, I'm really a blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken." www.thebitchisback.net/ststella Kat any more of that cheek and i will be forced to......erm.........BEND YOU OVER!!! more

Resolved Question: No more blonde jokes ?

Q: What is blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, ....? A: A naked blonde doing cartwheels. more

Resolved Question: Yes another blonde joke?

Q: Why did God create blondes in Wales? A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes Wales? A: Because neither could the blondes. more

Resolved Question: Yet another blonde joke?

Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper naked? A: So she could lip read. more

Resolved Question: Another blonde joke ?

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A: Shine a flashlight in her ear. more

Resolved Question: Blonde joke ?

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. more

Resolved Question: Haircut? How do I know if it suits me?

Well, in January I'm having a huge shopping trip and I want a complete new me. I've had a shit year and want to celebrate next year I turn eighteen. I love Jenny McCarthy's look (the blonde bob http://images.google.co.uk/images?gbv=2&&hl=en&q=jenny+mccarthy+short+hair&&sa=N&start=147&ndsp=21) and don't really know if it would suit me. I have neither a digital camera or a webcam so I can't take pictures. Another point - I'm not sure whether I'm ready for the chop. I'm trying to get into the mindframe, "it's all very well and good wanting long hair but if you don't suit it, you don't suit it." Any advice/websites etc to help me? Thanks :) more

Resolved Question: Oi! Should celebrities have a 'Best Before Date'?

I’ve been watching this ‘I’m Possibly a Celebrity Get Me Outta Here’ palaver and I’ve been paying particular attention to David Van Day and Timmy Mallet. Now I remember that Van Day geezer in the band Dollar with that cute blonde bird. In fact I often found meself singing along to Mirror Mirror mon amour in the days of my youf. And I remember that Mallet muppet on that Wacaday wotsit and I even found meself singing along to Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini with those Bombalurina birds. But wot have the two of ‘em been doing for the past twenty years though? I saw a programme on the box where that Van Day bloke was selling burgers from a chip van! And I reckon Mallet’s probably been working in his local B&Q! Shouldn’t there be a cut off point where you lose your celebrity licence? You know it makes sense! more

Resolved Question: What About These For All The Ladies In The House?

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb... A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and f*rt. Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy! Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals" more

Resolved Question: what positions would help??

men and women this is one for you. i am a slimish tall blonde. i am 26 and i think my husband is losing interest in having sex with me. i need some new exciting positions. could you name them and explain them and also what does your partner think of it. do they scream keep quite or what. I really need help. this is an easy Q. to get best answer, just give plenty of detail. more

Resolved Question: how is this quick one Favorite nursery rhyme ?

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme. more

Resolved Question: Halloween hair...please help!?

Got a Halloween party this weekend...I wanna look good not only for myself but because I have a date for once! I have just-past-shoulder-length, naturally blonde hair which I'm getting dyed chocolate brown tomorrow (this is just cos I like this colour, not cos of the party! I've been chocolate brown before, plus black, red and various shades of blonde). My q is, what shall I do with my hair? I have medium curly hair naturally, but I have available to me: GHD hair straighteners, curling tongs, normal rollers and various anti-frizz products. What can I do? I would also consider buying more prods if someone gives me a good idea, however I'm not changing my hair colour after it is dyed tomorrow. I want something which is easy to do and will look a little bit out there. I dont have a theme besides 'gothic', so I'll probs be wearing a leather catsuit... more

Resolved Question: ---> I want to dye my bleached blonde hair dark brown (photos on Q) but will it work?

for the past few months i've been bleaching my hair this shade of blonde - http://amysrobot.com/files/lindsay_blonde.JPG - but i hate it and REALLY want to dye it a dark brown. this is the shade i want to go: http://www.prettyboring.com/files/images/audrina_partridge_0.jpg I know my hair is in good enough condition to dye & it wouldn't break off, as my salon have had a look at it and done strand tests. however i really can't afford their prices... they mentioned i might need to dye it red first, then brown on top? otherwise the colour might not work. has anyone dyed their bleached hair brown, how did they do it & did it work? do i need to use a red dye first? what brands of dye would you reccommend? any help or advice you could give me would be much appreciated! thanks x more

Resolved Question: a smashing blonde joke?

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A. A computer only needs the information punched into it once more

Resolved Question: what about these blond jokes funny or not ?

Q) What is the Defferance between a blonde and an ironing board? A) An Ironing boards legs are harder to get open Q) How do you confuse a blonde? A)put her in a round room, and tell her to sit in the corner. Q)How does a blonde Confuse you? A)she comes out and tells you she did it. Two blondes are walking down the Street, one blonde says look at that dog with< one eye. the other blonde puts her hand over her eye and goes where. Q) how does a blonde get a tan? A)She sits under a tree. Q)How do you know a blonde is having a bad day? A)Her Tampon is in her ear, and she cant find her pencil. Q)What did the blondes father say to his blonde daughter? A)If your not in bed by 11 come home. Q)What did one blondes leg say to the Other? A)Between you and me, we could make a lot of money. Q)What does blondes and Computers have in common? A) They both go down. Q)What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A)They both been laid all over America. Q)How do you know a blondes been using a computer? A)The Joystick is wet. Q)What does a blonde put behind her ear to make herself more attractive? A)Her Ankles. Q)What are the three most common things a blonde says after having sex with a group of guys A) 1) Thanks Guys 2)Are you all in the same band. 3)Do you all play for the Green Bay Packers Q)What does a blonde and a Screen door have in common? A) The more you bang, the Looser it gets. Q)What is blonde,Brunette,Blonde,Brunette.... A)A blonde doing cartwheels. Q)Why do blondes have a hard time getting pregnant? A)Becuase they blow it each time. more

Resolved Question: Is it time for the blondes to fight back?

No offence is intended to brunettes! Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? A. Brown-bagging it. Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? A. No one else wants it. Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? A. Invisible. Q. What's a brunette's mating call? A. "Has the blonde left yet? " Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color? A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party? A. The invitation Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A. A hostage Q. Who makes bras for brunettes? A. Fisher-Price Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A. It matches their moustache. more

Resolved Question: WARNING! Rude & Offensive Jokes - Funny or not? Please 'do one', before testing your 'Troll' button?

♣♣Q: What's blonde, had six legs and runs through Michael Jacksons dreams? A: Hanson. ♣♣Q: What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? A: One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker. ♣♣Q: How do you tell that you have a high sperm count A: Your date has to chew before she swallows ♣♣Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? A: Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck. ♣♣Q: Why did God create alcohol? A: So ugly people could get laid too ♣♣Lick The Dognuts Two guys were walking down the street and saw a dog licking his balls. One guy says to the other, "Whoa! Check that out, I wish I could do that!" The other guy raises his eyebrows and says, "Go ahead dude, but if I were you, I'd pet him firstt!" ♣♣Q. why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A. To see her crack ♣♣Q. Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute? A. A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack, and sell it again! ♣♣Q. What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? A. Sexual harassment. ♣♣Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? A. $3.99 a minute. ♣♣Q. Why does a dog lick its penis? A. Because it can't make a fist. ♣♣Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting. ♣♣Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? A. 100 people who don't do dick. ♣♣Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A. A love call. ♣♣Q. What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire? A. See you next period. ♣♣Q. What do you call a female clown? A. A Clunt ♣♣Q. How did the gay break his leg at the golf course? A. He fell off the ball washer! ♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣ PLEASE take notice of the heading?! If the jokes were not to your taste, fair enough, tell one that is 'funny'? (And I know that many of you will have heard some of them before! lol... I put them up for everyones amusement... not to compete! ________ 0\[{(▬,)_o_( ♥ )}]/0____________ If you came here to test your resolve, in reading these vile offensive spawn of the devils seed.... good! They get much, much worse! lol. So press the 'report' button now! hehehehe To all 'normal' sick twisted people, like me... hope you liked? Thx.. more

Resolved Question: Are These Short Funny Blonde Jokes old or still funny ? last lot for moment back later ?

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: You pick it up pull the pin & throw it back. Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She slipped off and fell down the drain. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet. Q: What’s the quickest way to get into a blondes pants? A: Pick them up off the floor. Q: Why don’t blonds play Frisbee? A: It hurts their teeth. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone. Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas? A: They can’t find the zipper. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish? A: She tried to drown it. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? A: Not everyone has been in a 747. more

Resolved Question: How would you like a few blonde jokes?

Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. You can't, they have always been like that. Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side. Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make? A. A wind tunnel. Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner. Q. How does a blonde try to kill a fish? A. She drowns it. Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Q. How does a blonde part their hair? A. By doing the splits. Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? A. Nothing, they haven't met! Q. A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat? A. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? A. Humpme Dumpme Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? A. More leg-room! Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators? A. They chip their teeth. more

Resolved Question: Why am i so unlucky in love:( pt.2

I was in B&Q earlier buying stuff to dispose of Mrs PG 2.0. I heard this squeaky essex voice, looked up and saw an amazing red haired fox clip clopping down one of the aisles. It reminded me of when mrsGC came clip clopping down the aisle on our wedding day and so i came over all 'Proper' and bagged meself yet another Y!wife (i've now had a blonde, a brunette and a goose so we should be ok this time) Trouble is this> i have to consumate the marriage in a minute and mrs PG 2.0 and Mrs PG 1,1 are still under the bed which she may find a bit off-putting. What should i do, would it be better to prop them up in the lounge and pretend my shy sisters have come to stay? If i can keep them apart i could be ok. Please help. Faith>Your boo'ing has done enough damage can you come round and work the strings? Kow>Brilliant! It just might work...lol Haz>erm..does that mean you do like her or you don't like her..? x Steph>That was MrsPG, and by the sounds of it you've done this before!..i shall start calling you 'The Fixer' from now on. x more

Resolved Question: Do you think if there are brunette jokes it would out do the blonde jokes?

just a Q, no wicked motive in it :| more

Resolved Question: What facial features of yours do you love/hate?

Ok 2 questions. Q1. What facial features of your do you love/hate? I love my height (5ft8), bluey/greeny eyes and blonde hair. I hate my legs though, they could be thinner! Also, Q.2 If you could change your looks do you think it would make your confidence inside any happier? I know its quite shallow but i think i would be happier if i could look better, also if i could look like someone else my confidence would certainly change because im fed up with me! Wow! allot of honest answers, thanks guys :) more

Resolved Question: Boys.. Men.. couple of Q's for you?

Do you like your girls..: Blonde, Brunette, Silver/grey or Red head? Blue eyes, Green eyes or brown eyes? Shy or loud? Tanned or fair? Under 5'5" or above 5'5"? Looks or personality? are you a boobs or bums kinda guy? bluecrush, thats exactly the answer i expected except from i expected "tan" instead of fair lol more

Resolved Question: Brunette Jokes :) I Have One Anyone have anymore ?

Q: What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. Q: What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? A: Brown-bagging it. x Q: What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? A: No one else wants it! Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? A: Invisible. Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: "Has the blonde left yet?" Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? A: The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. Q: Why is brunette considered an evil hair color? A: When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party? A: The invitation Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A: A hostage Q: Who makes bras for brunettes? A: Fisher-Price Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their moustache more

Resolved Question: Not intended to offend Blondes?

Q. What do you call a smart blonde? A. A golden retriever. Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the biggest tits? A. The blonde, because she's 18. Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint? A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy. Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece. Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A. "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!" Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A. Her indicator was on. Q. What do you call a blond skeleton in a clothes closet? A. The 1960 hide-and-go-seek champion. Q. How did the blonde hurt herself while raking the leaves? A. She fell out of the tree Q. How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye? A. Shine a flashlight in her ear. Q. Why did God give every blonde two more brain cells than a cow? A. So they don't moo-moo when you pull on their tits. Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone. more

Resolved Question: Need help for cosplay! (costume)?

Im attending Q-con in a few days and i need a cosplay costume. I have blonde hair and blue eyes. I need something relatively easy to make. but if possible someone from a famous anime. Thanks in advance. EDIT, im a boy lol more

Resolved Question: do you think these ones should be recycled as previously advised having to clear archive of jokes?

He said...Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said...That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa. He said...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror! On a wall in a ladies room..."My husband follows me everywhere" Written just below it... "I do not" Q.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A.Both of them. Q.How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A.He buys two cases of beer. Q.What is the difference between men and government bonds? A.The bonds mature. Q.Why are blonde jokes so short? A.So men can remember them. Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A.We don't know; it has never happened. Q.What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow. Q.Why are married women heavier than single women? A.Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Q.What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A.They're married. Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." more

Resolved Question: orange juice..?

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? A: Because it said concentrate more

Resolved Question: How does a blonde....?

Q: How does a blonde part her hair? A: By doing the splits. more

Resolved Question: Another one then....?

Q: How do you give a blonde more headroom? A: Adjust the steering wheel. more

Resolved Question: Sasuke Hate or Love him???

Anime Q: Do you Like Sasuke or Hate him?? and why personally i hate his guts O.O call me crazy but now he officially Rules!! yay! his gonna Avenge Itachi's Death woo! woo! lol and his M.S rocks ^^ lol Other Q's: >>anyone here a 'Full Metal Panic!' fan?? if so whats the name of the really Cute Blonde guy?? >>and whats happening with the Akatsuki?? with most of the members dead is there still an Akatsuki? >> and Have you smiled today?? ^^ more

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